The Pope's News

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states:

- I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news.

Of course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so the Pope tells them:

- Jesus Christ has returned to the world. The time of judgement is at hand, and our faith in his existence is justified.

After the commotion dies down a bit, one of the cardinals speaks up, asking what the terrible news is. The Pope replies:

- He was calling from Salt Lake City.