The Doctor's Advice

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhaired beauty.

- I would suggest to you, young lady - began the medic, as he regained some of his professional dignity - that you discontinue some of your running around.

- Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early.

Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added:

- Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!