Voice In The Ice

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said:

- There are no fish down there.

He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said:

- There's no fish down there.

He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said:

- There's no fish down there.

He looked up into the sky and asked:

- God, is that you?

- No, you idiot - the voice said.

- it's the rink manager.