Selling Murphy's House

Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked:

- Have I got all ye say there?

The agent said:

- Certainly ye have... Why d'ye ask?

Replied Murphy:

- Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with.