Selling Murphy's House
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Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked,
"Have I got all ye say there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have... Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with."
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