Trust Thy Friend

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

- Was it my friend Sam, - he demanded.

- No ! - his weeping wife replied.

- Was it my friend Jim then? - he asked.

- NO !!! - she said even more upset.

- Well which one of my no good friends did this then? - he asked.

- Don't you think I have any friends of my own? - she snapped.