Hurts All Over

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

- Where are you hurting? - asked the doctor.

- You have to help me, I hurt all over - said the woman.

- What do you mean, all over? - asked the doctor.

- be a little more specific.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled:

- Ow, that hurts.

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled:

- Ouch! That hurts, too.

Then she touched her right earlobe:

- Ow, even THAT hurts - she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis:

- You have a broken finger.

- Dentist: $100.00.

- Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

- Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.