Hillbilly Dayvorce

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

- May I help you?

- Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.

- Well do you have any grounds?

- Yea, I got about a hundred acres.

- No, you don't understand, do you have a case?

- No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.

- I mean, do you have a grudge?

- Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere.

- No sir, I mean do you have a suit?

- Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.

- Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?

- No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.

- Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?

- No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce.