Five Million Walters

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said:

- We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.

The woman said:

- My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave.

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.

- Take her to Turning Walter!