Suspicious Salesman

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

- Please describe - said his attorney:

- the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity.

- Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week - the man testified.

- So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife.

- One Sunday morning - he continued:

- we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'