Called Tex

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

- Excuse me, sir, who are you?

- My name's Tex, officer.

- Tex, eh? Are you from Texas?

- Nope, Louisiana.

- Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?

- Don't want to be called Louise, do I?