Absent-Minded Professor

A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

- Professors haven't got bad memories - he declared.

- They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was last night? Would somebody like to ask me another question?

- Yes - said another guest.

- Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memories?

- Good! - said the professor.

- I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question.