Radar Argument

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

- I was only going 40! - the driver protested.

- Not according to my radar - the trooper said.

- Yes, I was! - the man shouted back.

- No you weren't! - the trooper said.

With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said:

- Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking.