Priest and Rabbi Car Accident

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says:

- Oy vey! What a wreck!

The priest asks him:

- Are you all right, Rabbi?

The Rabbi responds:

- Just a little shaken.

The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says:

- Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves.

The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says:

- Well, what are we going to tell the police?

- Well - the priest says - I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'.