Hokey Pokey Funeral

Earlier this week I went to the funeral of the guy who invented the hokey pokey. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in, then took his left leg out, they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.

Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out, they put his left leg in and they shook it all about, and so on and so forth until he was totally in