Armando Asks

Armando went to his neighbor and asked:

- Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?

- No - says Carlos.

Armando asks:

- Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?

- No - says Carlos.

- Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?

- Caramba! No, amigo! - Carlos replied.

- Theen tell me why, do you keep screwing my wife? - asked Armando.