The Magic Beer Bottle

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender:

- What's that all about?

The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said:

- Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish.

- Okay - said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said:

- You have one wish.

The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.

The guy was astounded and said to the bartender:

- Hey! I didn't want a million ducks.

The bartender replied:

- Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?