The Bridge Jumper

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

- I'll bet you $10 he'll jump - said the first guy.

- Bet you $10 he won't - said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

- I can't take your money - said the first guy.

- I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news.

- No, no. Take it - said the second guy.

- I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!