Seeing-Eye Chihuahua
NextTwo men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other:
- Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, 'No Pets Allowed,' and I can't leave Fido alone on the street.
The other man replies:
- No problem, just stand by the door and watch me, and you'll be having that beer real soon!
The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses, and then walks into the bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
- Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!
The man says:
- But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!
The bartender says:
- Oh, okay then.
The man drinks his beer and leaves.
The first man then puts on dark sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender looks up and says:
- Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!
The man says:
- But I'm blind, and this is my seeing-eye dog!
The bartender says:
- Oh really? I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog!
The man, thinking quickly, blurts out:
- Oh, man! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?
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