Cutting The Priest's Lawn

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thick and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached the Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.

The boy said:

- Thank you, virgin Father!

The priest replied:

- What did you say?

The boy repeated:

- Thank you, virgin Father!

The priest asked him:

- Do you know what that means?

The boy replied:

- Yes.... tight ass!