Spielberg In A Bar

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:

- You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.

The astonished Chinese man replied:

- It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese.

- Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese your all the same - replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says:

- You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.

Shocked, Spielberg replies:

- It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.

The Chinese man replies:

- Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same.