Insulting St. Patrick

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said:

- Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.

- Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies:

- I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care.

The second Englishman remarked:

- You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn.

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said:

- Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!

- Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies:

- You're right. He's unshakable!

The third Englishman remarked:

- Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch.

So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said:

- I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!

- Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me.