Tommy At The Zoo

Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher:

- What's that, Miss?

Miss decides to play a word game with him and says:

- That's what your Daddy calls Mummy, Tommy.

Tommy thinks for a moment and then says:

- I'm not stupid Miss, I know that ain't a fucking pig!