Daddy Longlegs

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

- Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

- They're mating, Lucy - he replied.

- What do you call the spider on top Daddy? - Lucy asked.

- Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs.

Lucy asked:

- Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?

Daddy replied:

- No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs.

Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.

- Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!