Twenty Shots Quick

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter:

- Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!

The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender says:

- Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast.

The man says:

- well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have.

The bartender says:

- Oh my god. what is it. what do you have?

The man looks at him and says:

- Fifty cents.