A Medal For Bravery

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.

- Private - the officer said:

- I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.

- Warehouses? - the private shouted.

- I thought you said whorehouses!