Clinton And Gore At Lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.

As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton:

- Are you ready to order?

Clinton replies:

- Yes, I'd like a quickie!

- A quickie?!? - the waitress replies.

- Sir, given the past situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!

She walks away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says:

- It's pronounced Quiche.