Checkup Questions

This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does. The doctor walks in and take off his coat and starts to feel between her thighs. He asks:

- do you know what I'm doing now

and she replies:

- you're checking for menopause

and he says:

- very good.

Then he starts feeling her tits and he asks her:

- do you know what I'm doing now

and she says:

- checking for breast cancer

and he says:

- very good.

Then he jumps on her and starts rooting her and asks if she knows what he's doing now and she replies:

- contracting genital herpes cause that's why I came to see you