Chelsea And Hillary

Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea:

- My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanford and all, I'm so proud!

Hillary proceeds to give Chelsea a hug then speaks softly and asks her a question:

- Say, I was just wondering since you're all grown up now. Have you, um, had sex yet?.

Chelsea ponders and contemplates then responds:

- Um, not according to dad.!