Actual Product Instructions

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ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:

ON A HAIRDRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: Keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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