Three Guys In A Plane

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.

They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple.

The 2nd one threw out a bannana.

The 3rd one threw out a bomb.

There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.

A guy went up to the 1st one and asked:

- Why are you crying?

He answered:

- An Apple hit me on the head.

He went up to the 2nd one and asked:

- Why are you crying?

He answered:

- A Bannana hit me on the head.

He went up to the 3rd one and asked:

- Why are you laughing?

He answered:

- I farted and my house blew up!

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