A Word With W

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They get to "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anything dirty with a "W" so she calls on him.

- Womb! - Little Johnny says.

- That's a good word, Johnny - teacher says.

- Is that as in where babies come from? - she asks.

- No - says Johnny:

- That's the sound elephants make when they're screwing... you know, "Womb! Womb! Womb!"