Wrong Church

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

10. The church bus has gun racks.
11. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
12. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
13. There's an ATM in the lobby.
14. Choir wears leather robes.
15. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
16. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
17. Karaoke Worship Time.
18. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
19. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."