Definitely Blue

Little Johnny was in class again.

Teacher asked everyone:

- Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?

Meg puts up her hand.

- The sky is definitely blue.

- Thats not bad,Meg - says the teacher.

- but the sky can be grey or red. Young Sally tried:

- The grass is definitely green.

- Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or brown too!

Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up.

- Miss Brown does a fart have lumps?

The teacher was horrified.

- No of course not Johnny! What are you talking about?

So Johnny says:

- Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!