You Might Be a Redneck

  1. If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck.
  2. If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor... You might be a Redneck.
  3. If you walk to school with your dad because you're in the same grade... You might be a Redneck.
  4. If you smoke at your wedding... You might be a Redneck.
  5. If your dog and wallet are both on a chain... You might be a Redneck.
  6. And last but certainly not least, if you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up... You might be a Redneck.
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