Microsofties

How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ 10.

• 1 to release a beta version
• 1 to complete the documentation
• 1 to test for hardware compatibility
• 1 to deny tech support
• 1 to configure the TCP/IP
• 1 to check for y2k compliance
• 1 to program the software to be compatible with the other software
• 1 to approve the invoice for the ladder
• 1 to change the bulb.

(That's nine because there's always one more thing you need.)