At The Urinals

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

- Blimey - Ed said.

- I've never seen one like that before!

- Like what? - Ted said.

- All twisted like a pigs tail - Ed said.

- Well what's yours like? - Ted said.

- Well straight like normal - Ed said.

- I thought mine was normal 'til I saw yours - Ted said.

Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.

- What did you do that for? - Ted said.

- Shaking off the excess drops - Ed said.

- Like normal.

- Shit - Ted said.

- And all these years I've been wringing it!