Oh Baby

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

- I'm afraid I don't have a husband - she replies.

- O.K. do you have a boyfriend? - asks the Midwife.

- No, no boyfriend either.

- Do you have a partner then?

- No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own.

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman:

- You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black

- Well - replies the girl.

- I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.

- Oh, I'm very sorry - says the midwife.

- That's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.

- Well yes - the girl again replies.

- you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?

- Oh, I'm sorry - the midwife repeats.

- that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes.

- Well yes - continues the girl.

- I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.

At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims:

- Thank God for that!

- What do you mean? - says the midwife, shocked.

- WHEW! - says the girl extremely relieved...

- I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!