Who's On First
Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello
- LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those fellows?
- BUD: All right. But you know, strange as it may seems, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names, like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's on…
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"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got to second base!"
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THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU!
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