Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods
By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995
TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF THE CENTURY, DAY 257
- BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye, the court is now in sess...
- DEFENSE: Objection, your honor.
- JUDGE: To what?
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....
THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
"Members of Congress...
People of America....
I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra, you haven't been paying attention. The only babes in D.C. I haven't tried to do are the First Lady, Reno, Albright, and Shalala, mostly because…
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
1040 Waffle Street
Little Rock, Arkansas 72208
Dear Friend;
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raising of $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C. This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor…
