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Gift for a birthday

|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of...

 

some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A:...

 

An American tourist

|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The...

 

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off. As he's groping around for it, his hand goes between...

 

Big 10 Inch

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he...

 

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

 

Smart decision

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck...

 

Shortest Book of the Month

Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"

 

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you...

 

50-50 relationship

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!