Some possible computer bumper stickers
1. BREAKFAST.
COM Halted.
..
Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
9. E Pluribus Modem10. .
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. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny12. CONGRESS.
SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.
C (Y/N)?
13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15. SENILE.
COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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18. COFFEE.
EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 198123. Press any key.
.. no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
..
25. REALITY.
SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)27. Hit any user to continue.
28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
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