At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even=drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks."Same time as before.
.. Noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, Ican have room service send something up to you."
"No.
.. I don't wanna git in.
.. Ah wanna git OUT!
!!"
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