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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer

|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If a packet hits a...

 

Top ten signs you bought a bad computer

|10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.8. In order to start it, you need some...

 

Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs

|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3...

 

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

|You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to...

 

The Windows Rejection Song

|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't...

 

Help stories from Tech Support

|Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a called...

 

The programmer's cheer

|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

 

I'm ignoring Y2K

|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the...

 

Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner

|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite...

 

There was life before the computer

|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a...

 

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