Computers
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!
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Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The...
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If IBM made toasters...
If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for...
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If Microsoft made toasters...
If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'dstill...
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If Apple made toasters...
If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you whenit...
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Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?
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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
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If Cray made toasters...
If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.
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If Wang made toasters...
If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development...
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored...
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