Celebrities
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert
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What's stiff and excites women?
Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
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Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.
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What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says:...
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's...
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David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in the audience, "but I'm going to need...
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