Business Jokes
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks...
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Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands." 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can...
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Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess...
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An economist's speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option...
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Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not defensible don't make it comprehensible or folks will...
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An economist's logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up...
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Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let's raise...
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Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to...
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I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't know what to do about it. I have a...
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Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so...
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