Blonds
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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At the Doctors...
At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched...
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A Blonde...
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground,...
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I cannot find a cause for your illness...
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back...
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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you wantto move to the back...
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A business man got on an elevator in a building...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"...
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I was shopping at our local supermarket...
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the...
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A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual. The clerk...
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately...
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How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.
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