Animal Jokes
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one...
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The cat's chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks1. [xxx] is not...
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The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper...
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A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up,...
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An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."Man: "What...
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Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide...
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Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommended for...
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Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said...
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This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door."An' wot's this then?" he...
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A dog's chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an...
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